My Handcrafted Opinions on Whiskies, Distilleries and Other Related Stuff
Not long after I wrote the blog a few weeks ago the news was full, as I once predicted, of news around fake whisky (so actual fake news). An example story from BBC is below but in summary twenty-one out of fifty five bottles of rare Scotch were proven to be outright fakes. In short I felt this required me to update my prior blog to include my new, Fourth Law of Whisky Invesment as follows:
Law 1 Investing: Allocate for investment in Whisky exactly the same amount of money you would be willing throw onto a fire and watch burn
Law 2 Buying: If you are reading on the internet or in a magazine about a great investment, then it isn't. Law 3 now applies.
Law 3 Selling: Appear in a series of magazine articles and internet postings about how great whisky investing is. Then sell your shit.
Law 4 Owning: The "rare" whisky you own is quite possibly a fake and worthless. For that reason do not under any circumtances allow it to be checked. Law 3 still applies.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-46566703
Location: Xian Bar, Bossa Nova Mall, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Date: December 2018
Price: 80 rials ($21.53 USD)
Recipe: Requested Makers Mark
Garnish: Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: For this price it had to be good... and it was. Much better than previous visit to Rio (Experiment #27)
What is this about? Check out http://www.somanywhiskies.com/item/749-the-manhattan-project-ii
Location: The Chart Room, QE2, Dubai, UAE
Date: December 2018
Price: 75 AED ($20.42 USD)
Recipe: Described as Bourbon whisky (no e) and Martini Rosso
Garnish: Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: As you might expect for the iconic QE2 it was excellent, balanced sweet and woody but perhaps missed the bitters
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Although the image I chose for this blog is of Einsten I don't try to pretend that this is rocket science. In fact I think Whisky investing is really so simple that I have summarized it in my Three Laws of Whisky Investing below. I can condense this further in just two words and in any future publication on the subject I would suggest they take their cue from The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy and print on the cover, in large friendly letters, the same two words: "Don't Bother".
Law 1 Investing: Allocate for investment in Whisky exactly the same amount of money you would be willing throw onto a fire and watch burn
Law 2 Buying: If you are reading on the internet or in a magazine about a great investment, then it isn't. Law 3 now applies.
Law 3 Selling: Appear in a series of magazine articles and internet postings about how great whisky investing is. Then sell your shit.
Location: Bottled barrel-aged Manhattan at 34% ABV
Date: July 2018
Price: Approx. $40.00 USD a bottle (or +/- $5 a 3 oz measure)
Recipe: Described as Manhattan but a little reseach indicates it is a "Perfect" recipe with both dry and sweet vermouth
Garnish: None
Served: Rocks
Comments: Acceptable and at a good price point but I am not a fan of perfect Manhattans and usually prefer the sweeter versions.
What is this about? Check out http://www.somanywhiskies.com/item/749-the-manhattan-project-ii
Location: Black Hat Whiskey Room, Terminal E, Houston Intercontintal Airport
Date: July 2018
Price: 2220 United Airmiles (or $14.00 USD)
Recipe: Same online system as #41 but this time with Knob Creek and I paid with United Airmiles.... cool.
Garnish: Black Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: Same as experiment #41, overall good but lacked bitters
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Location: Texas Barbeque Q Smokehouse, Terminal E,Houston Intercontinental Airport
Date: July 2018
Price: $15.00 USD
Recipe: Makers Mark, sweet vermouth and a few dashes of Angosturo bitters
Garnish: Black Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: Cool online ordering system and a good Manhattn, lacked some bitters for me.
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Location: Pearson International Airport, Terminal 1, Toronto
Date: May 2018
Price: $10.50 CAD ($8.08 USD)
Recipe: Described as "Rye whiskey balanced out with sweet vermouth and a few dashes of Angosturo bitters"
Garnish: Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: A very solid offering at a great price made with Crown Royal (*what else in Canada)
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Location: The Oberoi Rajvilas, Jaipur, India
Date: April 2018
Price: 700 Indian Rupee ($10.73 USD)
Recipe: Listed as "American whiskey, Martini Rosso and Angosturo bitter"
Garnish: Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: Interesting twist which I liked a lot was glass rim was dipped in Bitters. Key to Manhattan is balancing sweetness and punch of bitters and the "rimming" helped with that.
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Location: The Oberoi Amarvilas, Agra, India
Date: April 2018
Price: 900 Indian Rupee ($13.80 USD)
Recipe: Listed as Perfect Manhattan with "whisky, bitters and vermouth"
Garnish: Cherry
Served: Up
Comments: As Perfect Manhattan it would be a mix of sweet and dry vermouths and it lacked sweetness I look for. May appeal to others. Could have been bigger.
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Location: Oak Bar, Park Hyatt, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Date: March 2018
Price: $ 250 Argentine Pesos ($12.36 USD)
Recipe: No recipe but saw Bulliett Bourbon being poured
Garnish: Lemon peel
Served: Rocks
Comments: Was told it was best Manhattan in Buenos Aires but lacked punch (maybe to little bitters?) for me. A little too washed out on the rocks.
What is this about? Check out http://www.somanywhiskies.com/item/749-the-manhattan-project-ii